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On September 1, 2029, the Fed’s new CBDC “FedCoin” was hacked after only six days. Since the FedCoin system fell offline over 36 hours ago, neither the Treasury Department nor the Federal Reserve have commented on the problems.
But, as far as we can tell, the difficulties began six days after the debut of the much-touted digital currency designed to replace the US dollar. Rumors began to circulate on the dark web that a hacker organization calling itself …